No, Paul McCartney didn’t miss any key free throws at the end of a basketball game or forget the lyrics to “Hey Jude.”
Instead, the chock job he’s being accused of has to do with his hands around the neck of Heather Mills, according to the gold digger herself.
London newspapers claim a divorce document filed by Mills alleges that the former Beatle attacked her during their marriage. The legal papers also allegedly say McCartney was often drunk or high on drugs during the four-year union.
There’s no truth to the rumor that Pete Doherty sent Sir Paul a bottle of champagne when he heard this.
The Evening Standard reports Mills filed a 13-page petition with the court in London, alleging, among other things, that McCartney “would not let her have an antique bedpan under their bed to save her crawling to the bathroom at night.”
The nerve of that sick, torturous ex-Beatle!
There’s also an allegation that McCartney “stabbed her with a wine bottle.” Which we didn’t even know was possible; but will soon experiment with the next time we see Brooke Hogan.
Geoff Baker, McCartney’s former publicist, responded to the allegations by saying “Heather Mills is a complete fantasist and I would not believe her if she told me the sun set in the West.”
Meanwhile, The Daily Mail reports that Mills claims in the documents that McCartney attacked her four times during their four-year marriage.
Allegedly, Paul also choked Mills and “forbade her from having an operation because it clashed with his holiday plans and called her an ‘ungrateful bitch.'”
We’ll refrain from taking sides, except to say this: take a look at the Heather Mills picture in this post. And ask yourself: Would you trust this woman over a Beatle?