Actress Cate Blanchett is very fair-skinned, classically beautiful, and almost angelic looking. How ironic, then, that we would compare her to Satan. Yes, we are convinced that somewhere, Cate and Heather Mills have similar appearances, even if this photographic evidence doesn't fully support it. Think about it... and check it out:
Of course, the similarities between these two go so far (it's not exactly like Suri Cruise and Bjork here). Nothing can touch that comparison.
And besides, you'll never see Cate getting railed senseless in any sort of soft-core, "instructional sex tapes." Or trying to bilk $400,000,000 out of her soon-to-be ex-husband, a guy who's gonna be in a nursing home before long. Man. No wonder Stella McCartney wants to kill that b!tch Heather.