David Beckham

Another big Hollywood split is said to be on the horizon, and if this rumored breakup were true, it would truly shock the celebrity world ...

David Beckham scored numerous goals during his storied professional soccer career.

But now the retired athlete has scored the goal most sought after by every warm-blooded male across the globe:

The Summer of Shocking Celebrity Splits has come and gone... and it did not count Victoria and David Beckham as a victim.

The former Spice Girl would like to emphasize this point, while also saying she and her husband will not be included in any Fall of Fallen Couples, either.

David Beckham attempted to score a goal for parents across the world on Monday, striking back against critics of his child-rearing decisions.

Specifically, letting his four-year-old daughter use a pacifier.

Earlier this week, courtesy of an Ed Sheeran radio interview, we learned that Harry Styles has a big penis.

About a year ago, meanwhile, Jon Hamm noted the "Tumblr accounts about my cock" and asked folks to stop talking about his private parts.

This has gotta sting. 

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have devoted themselves to kissing up to Vogue editor Anna Wintour, and for the most part, it's paid off.

Ah, Valentine's Day. It can be great or it can be mega lonely. But whether your single or taken, happy or sad, there are some things every one of us can rally around.

To wit, we've collected the 21 of the most perfect GIFs of the hottest shirtless male bods on the net to make your 14th of February extra special.

David Beckham knows a thing or two dozen about posing in one's underwear.

The studly soccer star caused an online heat wave last summer when he stripped nearly all the way down for H&M.

Suri Cruise. Shiloh Pitt. Nori West. Prince George. Blue Ivy Carter.

These celebrity offspring are the result of two near-perfect specimens coming together to reproduce. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Not perfect.

It's unexpected, and it's soul-crushing for many women around the world, but it's true:

Ryan Gosling is going to be a father. Eva Mendes is pregnant with the actor's child.

Lest we ever forget, celebrities are regular people too.

Sure, they have paparazzi stalking them, taking pictures as they do normal things like grocery shop and go to the doctor. And, yeah, they probably can't use the bathroom without a tabloid reporting that they're snorting lines of a toilet paper dispenser.

The World Cup may over for fans of the U.S. Men's National Team.

But David Beckham is giving us a reason to remain excited over soccer.

Have no fear, ladies.

When it comes to stars donning half a birthday suit, THG is an equal opportunity website.

When so many of Hollywood's finest fall into the downward spiral of alcoholism and drug abuse, it's sort of refreshing to find celebrities who manage to pull themselves back from the brink.

Or avoid it completely. Take Blake Lively, who prefers curling up with her hottie husband Ryan Reynolds to relax instead of unwinding with a glass of wine.

A man with golden feet and a glorious body turns 39 years old today.

Ready to wish David Beckham a very happy birthday?

No disrespect to Richard Sherman, but if a shirtless David Beckham modeling underwear can't get you to watch the Super Bowl next Sunday, nothing can.

Especially since H&M, which will air a Beckham-themed Super Bowl ad, promises "a high-octane ride with tantalizing views of Beckham in never-before-seen positions."