By now, all fans and viewers of The Real Housewives of Orange County know all about Braunwyn WIndham-Burke's threesomes with her husband.
Braunwyn made it very clear to producers that, given the chance, she'd be down to clown with castmate Tamra Judge.
Tamra herself expressed no objections to that.
At Shannon Storms Beador's birthday party, the birthday girl wasn't the only one who got a kiss.
Braunwyn and Tamra seized their chance and made out. It was a treat for everyone -- well, almost everyone.
And ... is Vicki Gunvalson homophobic? Look at her face below as all of this goes down.
It was Shannon's birthday!
Shannon was born in March, by the way, so that tells you how long ago this was filmed. As you can see from this still, Shannon had already been having a grand old time in this pic.
Braunwyn had her eye on the prize
She and Tamra were, well, flirting all night. This is already after Braunwyn had been wildly unsubtle about how, if she could bring any of her fellow Housewives into her marital bed -- as she and her husband sometimes do with women they know -- it would be Tamra. She had clearly already thought about it. And Tamra was, well, flattered.
Vicki seemed a little taken aback
We'll talk more about this in a bit, and maybe selective editing is partly to blame, but it looks like Vicki was genuinely uncomfortable with Tamra and Braunwyn's flirtations.
Speaking of uncomfortable ...
In addition to having her own drama, Gina found herself seated between two ladies. If you've ever been seated between two people who are being openly horny for each other, you know exactly how she's feeling in this moment.
Thus, some folks swapped seats
Tamra and Braunwyn were finally side-by-side, Gina could talk to Emily (they did a lot of that), and Meghan King Edmonds got herself a front-row seat to the action. (We see you, Meghan)
Things were already a little spicy
Tamra -- in her very loud voice -- announced that her hand had been trapped in Braunwyn's crotch. Braunwyn did not seem to mind. In fact, she shouted "do it again!"