The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 10 will premiere on November 6, and here's a major spoiler for fans of this long-running franchise:
It will be very dramatic!
It will also focus heavily on Teresa Giudice, who just a short while ago was serving time for tax evasion and financial fraud...
... and who is now the center of all the chaotic attention.
Did she really cheat on her husband? And will that husband really be deported to Italy due to his same role in this nauseating scandal?
Those are just two of the topics that will be addressed on Season 10.
Get your first look at the action ahead via the following trailer and trailer summary:
"These women would hold a bloody knife, stab you in the back and say they didn't do it."
So opens the intense trailer, which cuts from one fight to another and then another and then another. These women do not mince words or hold back, and it looks like this season - the 10th - is no exception.
Beware of the bear
"If you keep poking at the bear, eventually the bear is gonna f–king eat you alive," warns Teresa early on, and while that line was clearly fed to her by the Bravo show's producers, it's hard to imagine truer words ever being spoken.
Teresa really is the main attraction here
For better or for worse. The polarizing Bravo personality is dealing with a failing marriage and a husband who may be sent away to live in a different country. So we do understand why her storylines are the juiciest.
For starters... did she cheat?
Teresa was caught looking VERY cozy with some dude named Blake Schreck
late last year.
Yup. “Teresa had her hands on his leg,” a source said in December of a New Year's Eve party in Miami. “At points, the two had their hands intertwined, and then the man was rubbing her leg in a romantic way.”
Is this scandal addressed on Season 10?
D'uh! Is Teresa a very spoiled and entitled mother of four who can't relate to anyone outside of the one percent?!?
How does she handle the rumor?
Not well! “Who said I was cheating? That’s f-cked up!” Teresa yells at her costars in the trailer. “Have you ever f-cking watched The Godfather?"
And that's not all!
Teresa later grows even angrier after Melissa tells Jennifer that she is “out of f-cking control” and “embarrassing."
“I’m an embarrassment? An embarrassment?” Giudice screams before she throws her drink against the wall in a subsequent scene.
Is Joe in the new season?
Yes. He's heard at least, appearing sporadically over the phone.
I'm so sorry, guys...
In one phone call, Joe tells his family: "I'm getting deported, and that's all there is to it." (As of press time, his deportation case was still pending and an ongoing legal matter.)
A family under fire
Joe also tells his wife of nearly 20 years in this preview that he never even wanted to get married in the first place, which prompts daughter Gia gets visibly upset with her parents.
“See what I get?” Teresa says to her oldest child at one point. “That’s your personal business with my father, so enough,” Gia fires back.
These people suck. Give us some other storyline teases.
You got it! Teresa's sister-in-law Melissa Gorga will consider having a fourth child. But is she actually pregnant? If so, how will Joe react?
What about Jackie?
She'll be seen very clearly struggling with her eating disorder. No matter how much we joke at the housewives' expense, this is not a laughing matter.
She'll be dealing with allegations that she’s a bully. That's not exactly an allegation out of left field on this show ... or any Bravo show for that matter.
Look who is coming back, too!
Danielle Staub! Oh yes, the Prostitution Whore herself is back, baby. She'll return in her “friend” role, still arguing with Margaret over her divorce from Marty Caffrey. Always referred to by his first and last name, of course. Marty Caffrey.
Okay, but who will be the featured players?
Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, Margaret Josephs, Dolores Catania, Jackie Goldschneider and Jennifer Aydin. Those are the Real Housewives and this is their world. Everyone else is just living in it.
What's the line of the trailer?
"She's a walking yeast infection." Not even a close call. As soon as that airs, expect it to trend on Twitter and be put in the iOS GIF library.
Any parting words, Teresa?
Well ... okay then!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey returns to Bravo Wednesday, November 6, at 9/8c. Click for the super-teaser of Season 10 ... if you can handle it. We suggest grabbing a hat and holding onto it.