ABC made no secret of what was going to transpire on The Bachelorette Monday night.
You didn't need to scour the Internet for The Bachelorette spoilers to know who Hannah Brown was going to send packing.
The time had finally arrived for sexist pig Luke Parker to go home, a development many weeks and many inappropriate comments in the making.
Was it as satisfying as you had dreamed it would be? What was the argument that finally opened Hannah's eyes to Luke's awfulness?
And what did he actually dare to say about her sex life?!?
Scroll down for a full recap and all the answers to these questions...
It's Fantasy Suite Weeeeek!
Hannah was pretty psyched to open the episode, considering she and her four remaining suitors were in Greece and, as she excitedly bellowed early on, it was Fantasy Suite Week.
Ready for Action, Love
“I really could see myself being ready for an engagement with any of the four men here,” she told the camera. “It has been a long time since I have been physical at all with a man. But Fantasy Suite week is not about sex. It’s to have the time and a real, raw way without cameras to see where my feelings are truly, and find out who I want to be with for the rest of my life.”
We Start with Peter
The suitor -- who totally sucks!!!!
-- and Hannah set off on a sailing date, with Peter opening up right away: “The way you make me feel so comfortable to be my true self, I have just never truly felt like that with someone until I met you. It made me realize how in love with you I am. And it was the greatest feeling ever.”
Was That Too Much to Hear?
Nope. Hannah kissed Peter in response and said: “When Peter says that he loves me, it just melts my heart and it was sweet because of the anticipation, how nervous he was. It was just so nice to finally hear the words from him.”
It was off to the windmill! Indeed, Peter was the suitor with whom Hannah slept (twice!) in a windmill.
Did She Like It?
Yes. And Peter referred to the Fantasy Suite session as the "best night of my life." Rave windmill sex reviews all around!