The Bachelorette Spoilers

Reality TV is in its late-summer doldrums.

That means, of course, that Bachelor in Paradise is still plodding along and trying to drum up interest in the stoned ramblings of John Paul Jones and other millennial hotties who were allegedly on the franchise before and whose names we forget in between episodes.

Remember when reality shows were an hour long and the typical season lasted about 8-10 episodes?

Well, you can blame it on any number of factors -- every series now has to compete with 47,000 other shows, reality TV is insanely cheap to produce, our current pop cultural landscape tends to favor quantity of content over quality -- but for whatever reason, those days are done.

Our apologies to those who may have found that headline a bit crass. And to those who want to avoid Bachelorette spoilers.

But folks - it's fantasy suites week, which means it's time to send the kids to bed and get straight down to business.

If you've been keeping up on The Bachelorette spoilers, who know what Hannah Brown ended the season by finding Mr. Right.

At least she thought dude was Mr. Right, until she learned he's just a two-timing trash bag.

Here at The Hollywood Gossip, we pride ourselves on bringing you the most accurate and reliable Bachelorette spoilers.

But no one is perfect, and even the savviest prognosticators get it wrong from time to time. So do we, for that matter.

We've known for quite some time that Luke Parker sucks. 

But for some reason, it seems The Bachelorette sleazebag had Hannah Brown fooled throughout much of his time on the show.

Folks, we have good news and even better news:

The good news is, Hannah Brown is engaged!

Some unexpected news from the set of The Bachelorette today.

As you may already know, spoilers for Hannah Brown's season of the show have been rolling in at a surprising rate -- and we can now tell you just about everything you need to know about how it all plays out.