Yes, we know Justin Bieber is no longer a bachelor.
As of July 2018, the singer agreed to reserve his penis for just one woman, stunning the universe when he proposed to Hailey Baldwin.
Even more shockingly, he married her!
But don’t feel too badly for Bieber.
Prior to this monumental decision, the artist got plenty of sexual experience under his belt by getting under the sheets with plenty of women.
And we mean PLENTY OF WOMEN.
To be fair, we cannot confirm that Justin nailed every single one of the women below — but he was romantically linked to each at various points by Internet sources, and let’s be honest…
… no young woman out there is just going out for dinner and holding hands with Justin Bieber.
Who could resist this face, these chiseled abs and these dances moves, many of which the women cited here likely assumed would translate to the bedroom?
With Bieber hanging up his bachelorhood, however, it’s time to consider all of his conquests and rank them from “Who the Heck Was That?” to “Man, He’s Really Gonna Miss THAT!”
Caitlin Beadles
She met Bieber at church in 2009 after Justin moved from Ontario to Atlanta. The song “Never Let You Go” is allegedly about her. The thing is, if she was Bieber’s first, then the sexual experience probably wasn’t that great. Not her fault.
Mandy Rain
Who?!? Our thoughts exactly. This actress supposedly dated Justin around 2009. She starred in the Nickelodeon School Gyrls film alongside Bieber, which is where the pair was spotted getting cozy.
Nicola Peltz
Best known for her role in Transformers: Age of Extinction, the actress dated Bieber in June of 2016. Not much came of it. If the Internet has forgotten about it, we presume Justin didn’t give her high marks in bed.
Kristen Rodeheaver
Bieber allegedly dated his “One Time” music video co-star Rodeheaver for a brief time in 2009.
Jessica Jarrell
Jessica Jarrell opened for Bieber in 2010 on his My World tour. They even held hands once on stage! Justin claimed the two were merely friends, but we’re putting her on this list because we’ve heard otherwise.
Jasmine Villegas
Jasmine Villegas was Bieber’s love interest in the video for “Baby.” The two had great chemistry in that and, we can only assume, also great chemistry behind closed doors.
Barbara Palvin
This Victoria’s Secret lingerie model got very close to Bieber in 2012. They even went to see The Lion King on Broadway together, which must have served as the appetizer before their dessert of red hot sex.
Sofia Richie
They went to Japan together. They went to Mexico together. They were ALL over each other on social media in August of 2016. Richie somehow then went from Bieber to Scott Disick. And the Lord’s name simply makes us nauseous, costing Sofia points for the same reason we docked Kourtney in this countdown.
Milyn Jensen
So she’s the one who has alleged that Bieber cheated on Selena Gomez with her in 2012. If this is true, we’d have to image she was good in the sack, lest Justin would not have risked hurting Selena in such rude fashion.
Shanina Shaik
Shanina Shaik was Justin Bieber’s date to the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight. She is a gorgeous Australian model of Lithuanian descent. Ultimately, it looks like whatever they had fizzled out. That happens sometimes.
Chantel Jeffries
Jeffries was with Bieber when the latter got arrested for drunk driving in early 2014. This fling lasted for a couple months… only to then be rekindled in 2016. If Bieber went back to her, she must be very good at intercourse.
Jayde Pierce
The British model and Bieber went to Bora Bora together in 2015. Some people believe that Justin’s single “Love Yourself” is about Pierce. (Does this mean she sometimes masturbated in front of the singer? That moves her up in this countdown.)
Tati Neves
“Take it from me, he’s well endowed, and very good in bed,” Neves told the Sun of doing Bieber in Brazil back in 2013. “A man must know what to do to make me happy. Justin did all that and more.” So there you have it.
Paola Paulin
The actress stars in Ballers. She enjoyed a romantic dinner date at Soho House in West Hollywood in the fall of 2017 with Bieber and “they were all over each other and didn’t care who was watching,” an insider told Us Weekly. Voyeurism, huh? Kinky!
Yovanna Ventura
Ventura and Bieber shared many photos from their 2014 fling on social media. They seemed VERY into each other for a few weeks. We have her fairly high in these rankings because they just couldn’t keep their hands off each other in all of their pictures.
Baskin Champion
What a name, right? Bieber was spotted with his arm around the 2014 Miss Alabama Teen USA Winner at Craig David’s concert in West Hollywood on March 20, 2018.
Amanda Cerny
Justin Bieber has bedded plenty of models. Only Amanda Cerny has parlayed that into 22 million Instagram followers. Well done, Amanda.
Hailey Baldwin
She should be number-one, we know. She’s the person Bieber has chosen to spend the rest of his life with, right? It would be a logical selection. But we just can’t bring ourselves to do it. We just can’t. And not just because they’ll probably be broken up by the holidays … though that does factor into this somewhat.
Kourtney Kardashian
We love the rumor that she and Bieber hooked up occasionally toward the end of 2015. And we love Kourtney, don’t get us wrong. But she also slept a lot with Scott Disick, who totally sucks. It’s not really her fault, but that’s why she’s lower here than you might expect.
Adriana Lima
In May of 2014, Bieber and this super, super, SUPERmodel reportedly hooked up at a Cannes Film Festival after-party. But the model denied these claims, which makes us think that either the sex never happened or that Lima was ashamed of it.
Miranda Kerr
Oh, yes, THAT Miranda Kerr. After the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, sources claimed Justin and the supermodel exchanged flirty text messages. Several months later, after Kerr split from Orlando Bloom, she allegedly got with Bieber. Amazing, right? You need not wonder why she’s so high on this list, we assume.
Selena Gomez
It’s just… we’re Team Selena. Now and always. She was the best you’ll ever have, Justin, in every possible way.