If you're having trouble finding the perfect romantic partner in these tumultuously turbulent times here on Earth, take heart:
Things could be much, much worse to be honest with you.
After all, you could be married to Jenelle Evans.
Or to David Eason for that matter.
Yes, the gruesome twosome might not be anyone's idea of a perfect match, but to their credit, they've managed to remain married.
For two years. Without killing each other.
Some fans are surprised that the Easons lasted this long. Others have noticed what appear to be signs of trouble in paradise.
And then there were those who reserved their shock for the latest unexpected change in the Carolina Hurricane's appearance.
Take a look ... and weigh in:
Still Chugging Along
Believe it or not, it's been two years since Jenelle and David said "I do" in an outdoor ceremony at their swampy home in North Carolina. Suffice it to say, whatever you think of them and all the events on The Land of the past 24 months, few expected them to make it this far.
Jeez, Dial Down the Enthusiasm!
"#HappyAnniversary 2 years married - 4 years together," a clearly ecstatic Jenelle captioned a picture commemorating the occasion. You can practically feel the emotion and outpouring of undying love radiating from your phone.
She Could Have at Least Used an Exclamation Point
Okay, so Jenelle doesn't exactly seem overjoyed in her latest Instagram post, but hey, who are we to read into social media comments from people who clearly never use the platform to get attention at all?! But seriously folks, the Easons have a lot to be excited about these days. No, really.
She's Coming For You, Kylie!
Earlier this month, for example, Jenelle Evans finally released her cosmetics line after nearly three years (?!) of planning and preparation. Yes, you can really buy Jenelle Evans branded cosmetics on the Internet.
Unfortunately for Ms. Eason, JE Cosmetics has moved just 150 units in his first two weeks of operations. One hundred and fifty, total. Kylie Jenner and her billionaire status appear to be safe for the time being.
You don't need a degree in business to know that it won't be easy for Jenelle to keep the lights on with numbers like that, but at least she has Teen Mom 2 and her MTV paycheck to keep her afloat. Oh, wait.