Here's something we believe so strongly that it's practically the unofficial THG motto at this point:
Jenelle Evans is a truly terrible mother.
She's been accused of abuse, neglect, and just about every other kind of horrendous behavior a parent can engage in.
And this isn't idle tabloid speculation either -- many of these actions are documented by court papers or MTV camera crews.
We've known Jenelle is the worst for quite some time -- but even we were shocked by her latest mini-scandal.
Take a look:
Maintaining the Facade
As we said, Jenelle Evans is no one's idea of a perfect mother, but she may have just hit a new rock bottom in terms of face-palm parenting.
Usually, when David and Jenelle hit the road, it's sans offspring, so it was nice to see that they decided to switch things up by bringing their kids along on a trip to Myrtle Beach this weekend.
Not Exactly Family-Friendly
The entire family went to a restaurant called Dick's Last Resort, and if you're anything like us, that name's got you suppressing about 1,000 obscene Jenelle jokes.
The restaurant writes jokes on hats that are then placed on their patrons' heads. The incredibly cringey cap given to Jenelle's stepdaughter Maryssa read, "Future Star on Teen Mom".
Maryssa is 11, so you can see why that one didn't go over particularly well with fans.
Think of the Children
From there, things got -- well, not necessarily worse, but arguably more embarrassing, as 9-year-old Jace was next to be crowned.