It's been almost two years since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom 2.
Many of Farrah's harshest critics had hoped that by this point, she would be working the drive-thru window at Wendy's and regaling her teenage co-workers with tales of her former life as a wealthy TV personality.
Alas, Sophia's mom somehow continues to afford an opulent lifestyle.
So how does Farrah continue to travel the world in style despite the fact that she's never performed an honest day's work?
Well, the short answer is "sex work."
For years, Farrah has been haunted by rumors that she's working as a globe-trotting, top-dollar escort.
Now, she's finally decided to address those rumors -- by confirming that they're totally true!
Yes, for the low, low price of just $5,000 (plus travel expenses) Farrah will meet you anywhere in the world, allowing you to recreate the magic of Backdoor Teen Mom in the privacy of your own home.
Take a look:
The Farrah System
Farrah Abraham enjoys a life of luxury. And she thinks you could do the same -- if only you would stop acting like a broke loser and try to be more like her.
The High Life
In recent months, Farrah and her 10-year-old daughter Sophia have attended red carpet events in Venice, New York, and several points in between.
Granted, the New York event was a launch party for Jenelle Evans' cosmetics line, but you get the point.
Broke With Expensive Taste
And how does Ms. Abraham manage such a lifestyle when she hasn't worked full-time since 2017?
Well, for a while there, she had managed to score a second gig as an MTV reality star, appearing on the trash-tastic series Ex on the Beach.
And then there's the online sex work, of course. Farrah hasn't appeared in a proper adult film since the infamous Backdoor Teen Mom, but you can still pay to watch one of her live cam performances.