29 Funniest Drunk People in Internet History

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It's important to drink responsibly.

If you are planning to get behind the wheel of a car, that is.

But we'd like to thank the following individuals for drinking so irresponsibly, remaining safe... and offering up hilarious evidence of what happens when someone doesn't know when to stop.

Consider these photos, texts and stories to be cautionary tales.

Or, you know, just good old fashioned funny Internet fodder...

1. Where are You?!?

Where are You?!?
Wait... where am I?

2. Is Your Roommate Will Hunting?

Is Your Roommate Will Hunting?
Or some other drunken genius?

3. I Think She's Drunk at Least

I Think She's Drunk at Least
It's hard to tell.

4. Oh Yeah, Sober Steve?!?

Oh Yeah, Sober Steve?!?
I'll show you.

5. Why Did I Oversleep?!?

Why Did I Oversleep?!?
I set my alarm. So annoying!

6. Why Did I Have a Stingray Costume Sitting Around?

Why Did I Have a Stingray Costume Sitting Around?
Don't worry about it.

7. Why Isn't My Phone Charging?

Why Isn't My Phone Charging?
This cord must be broken.

8. Dude, Run!

Dude, Run!
Stop Tweeting and get out of there!

9. Catch You Next Time?

Catch You Next Time?
Sounds good!

10. Your Mother is Crazy, Man

Your Mother is Crazy, Man
She really knows how to have a good time.

11. We Disagree

We Disagree
This is why you should ONLY buy things when you're drunk.

12. A Funny Douche, That Is

A Funny Douche, That Is
To us, at least.

13. This is a Drum Set Made Up of Cocktail Stirrers

This is a Drum Set Made Up of Cocktail Stirrers
Maybe this person is the real Will Hunting.

14. Drunken Cat Bath Time!

Drunken Cat Bath Time!
What, he loves it!

15. I Guess I'll Wait

I Guess I'll Wait
This thing has to start moving some tine, right?

16. But You Were Sober When You Put It Up, Right?

But You Were Sober When You Put It Up, Right?
Be honest.

17. At Least I Didn't Try to Charge a Chocolate Bar

At Least I Didn't Try to Charge a Chocolate Bar
How silly would that be?!?

18. Not Sure What Bagel Seeds Even Are

Not Sure What Bagel Seeds Even Are
But these are Cheerios.

19. Say Cheese!

Say Cheese!
Are you even smiling, random llama who showed up in this photo?

20. Well...Okay Then

Well...Okay Then
This man's girlfriend apparently documented the exciting evening.

21. I Think She's Drunk

I Think She's Drunk
Can I eat her pizza?

22. Another Drunk Mother

Another Drunk Mother
Beward of an upside kiss attempt!

23. This Person Made His Cat a Fort

This Person Made His Cat a Fort
At least he didn't try to bathe it, right?

24. I'm Exhausted

I'm Exhausted
Why didn't I ask for a ride home? Oh... right.

25. I Almost Aborted You

I Almost Aborted You
But I didn't.

26. Packing Peanuts FTW!

Packing Peanuts FTW!
I'll never sleep in a bed again.

27. The Pasta Machine is Broken

The Pasta Machine is Broken
Guess I'll go eat some bagel seeds instead.

28. I Texted the Airport

I Texted the Airport
We had a lot to iron out, okay?!?

29. Nothing to Worry About, Mom

Nothing to Worry About, Mom
See. I'm just lounging in bed. Goodnight!

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