It's important to drink responsibly.
If you are planning to get behind the wheel of a car, that is.
But we'd like to thank the following individuals for drinking so irresponsibly, remaining safe... and offering up hilarious evidence of what happens when someone doesn't know when to stop.
Consider these photos, texts and stories to be cautionary tales.
Or, you know, just good old fashioned funny Internet fodder...
Where are You?!?
Wait... where am I?
Is Your Roommate Will Hunting?
Or some other drunken genius?
I Think She's Drunk at Least
It's hard to tell.
Oh Yeah, Sober Steve?!?
I'll show you.
Why Did I Oversleep?!?
I set my alarm. So annoying!
Why Did I Have a Stingray Costume Sitting Around?
Don't worry about it.
Why Isn't My Phone Charging?
This cord must be broken.
Stop Tweeting and get out of there!
Catch You Next Time?
Your Mother is Crazy, Man
She really knows how to have a good time.
This is why you should ONLY buy things when you're drunk.
A Funny Douche, That Is
To us, at least.
This is a Drum Set Made Up of Cocktail Stirrers
Maybe this person is the real Will Hunting.
Drunken Cat Bath Time!
What, he loves it!
I Guess I'll Wait
This thing has to start moving some tine, right?
But You Were Sober When You Put It Up, Right?
At Least I Didn't Try to Charge a Chocolate Bar
How silly would that be?!?
Not Sure What Bagel Seeds Even Are
But these are Cheerios.
Are you even smiling, random llama who showed up in this photo?
This man's girlfriend apparently documented the exciting evening.
I Think She's Drunk
Can I eat her pizza?
Another Drunk Mother
Beward of an upside kiss attempt!
This Person Made His Cat a Fort
At least he didn't try to bathe it, right?
Why didn't I ask for a ride home? Oh... right.
I Almost Aborted You
But I didn't.
Packing Peanuts FTW!
I'll never sleep in a bed again.
The Pasta Machine is Broken
Guess I'll go eat some bagel seeds instead.
I Texted the Airport
We had a lot to iron out, okay?!?
Nothing to Worry About, Mom
See. I'm just lounging in bed. Goodnight!