Given how long she's been on television, how much she reveals on social media, and her astonishingly large gallery of mugshots, you might think you know just about everything there is to know about Jenelle Evans.
But believe it or not, the Carolina Hurricane hasn't gone on a social media tirade about everything in her life...just most things.
Anyway, we've got the low-down on some Evans info that most fans don't know about.
For instance, did you know she has a favorite Teen Mom 2 baby daddy? (Hint: It's not one of hers.)
Check out the gallery below to find out who it is, and watch Teen Mom 2 online to see Jenelle find new and spectacular ways to mess up.
She Probably Gets Paid Less Than You Think
Teen Mom stars aren't allowed to discuss the details of their contracts, but Jenelle SORT of opened up during a recent interview with The Ashley's Reality Roundup:
She's Never Met Farrah Abraham!
Something about that seems so wrong. You know those two would hit it off. Or possibly claw each other's eyes out.
She's Lost Count of How Many Times She's Been Arrested
"I had my record expunged for all the dismissed charges I’ve had,” she said. “Really, I don’t have anything on my record other than arrested numerous times." Oh, is that all?
Her New Boyfriend is Also a Jailbird
David Eason has a mile-long rap sheet and was once arrested three times in a four-month period. These two are a match made in heaven!
She's Still Struggling With a Mysterious Medical Ailment
Jenelle hass been hospitalized multiple times and undergone coutless tests over the past year, but still no diagnosis. Even the doctors on syndicated talk show The Doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with her!
She's a Tiny Terror
Jenelle stands just 5'1". She's kind of like a house cat: if she were much larger, there's a good chance we'd all be dead.
She Still Talks to Kieffer Delp
"We talk every once in a while. He's doing fine," she said in a recent interview. We can already hear Barbara Evans' reaction: "Kiefah?!"
Jenelle's Fave Baby Daddy? Corey Simms!
Yes, Jenelle thinks Leah Messer's first husband is the ideal sperm donor. The reason? "He does everything he can for his girls?"
She's Done Having Work Done
Jenelle admits that she's had plastic surgery. However, she backed out of a recent chin surgery and indicated on Twitter that she might be through with going under the knife.
She Blames Small-Town Life For Her Many Arrests
"Where I grew up at, there’s a lot of country. There’s nothing to do,” Jenelle says. “There’s not much going on. You can easily get in trouble there." At the time of that comment she said she planned to stay out of trouble in her new hometown of Myrtle Beach. She lasted about a month.
She Has Two Siblings We've Never Met
Jenelle has a sister and a half-brother who have steered clear of the television cameras. Smart move!
She Has NINE Tattoos
The girl loves her ink. She says she's unsure if she'll get any more tatts. Speaking of more...
She Wants One More Kid
Jenelle says she's hoping for a daughter. Here's hoping she can keep custody of this one!