United CEO Issues Ridiculous Apology for Passenger Assault
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Steve Bannon: Getting the Boot From Donald Trump?
Reading Time: 2 minutesIf you’ve been following American politics over the past year, then you’re no doubt familiar with the name Steve Bannon. Bannon, …
Michigan Woman Arrested for Training Squirrels to Attack Ex-Boyfriend
Reading Time: 2 minutesApril Fool’s Day may have taken place just a few days ago. But the following story is 100% real. We …
College Student Dies from Pancake-Eating Contest
Reading Time: 3 minutesCaitlin Nelson, a student at Sacred Heart University in Connecticut, passed away Sunday after choking three days earlier during a …
Florida Man Sentenced to Jail for Sex-Based DUI Crash That Killed Wife
Reading Time: 3 minutesMatthew Notebaert has been sentenced to five years in prison for his role in a car accident that killed his wife …
High School Apologizes for Sexist “Good Girl” Prom Posters
Reading Time: 3 minutesMove over, Florida Man. Take a seat for a moment, Florida Woman. It’s time to make room in the ridiculous …
Spiders Could Eat Every Human on Earth, Scientists Confirm
Reading Time: 3 minutesWe hope you’re sitting down for the following report. Actually: We hope you’re sitting down for the following report AND …
Florida Woman: Yes, I Tried to Impregnate My Slave with My Boyfriend’s Sperm
Reading Time: 3 minutesHere is a story you don’t read about everyday: A Florida woman has pleaded guilty to paying $3,000 in order …
Mother and 8-Year Old Daughter Die in Separate Car Crashes, 30 Minutes Apart
Reading Time: 3 minutesThe following is a truly awful story. Our heart breaks for everyone involved in it and everyone who has been …
War Machine on Assault Verdict: God is Using Me for Good!
Reading Time: 3 minutesJonathan Paul Koppenhaver – a former mixed martial arts fighter better known by the unfortunately apt nickname War Machine – …