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Ah, Britney Spears nude. It’s not just for J.R. Rotem, John Sundahl, Howie Day, Jason Filyaw, Isaac Cohen, Columbus Short, Jason Alexander and FedEx anymore.

We’ve just come across pictures of Britney Spears nude, apparently changing clothes at a local boutique, that stunningly have surfaced in the last day.

With all her nipple slip action and clubbing with no pants, and her general lack of brainpower when it comes to keeping her clothes on or covering up her breasts, it’s really no surprise for us to see these pics Egotastic found of Britney naked.

Hiding behind a curtain of some kind, you can clearly see that it’s Britney Spears just standing there, waiting to have her picture taken. What a class act!

To our knowledge, most people keep the curtain to the changing room shut when they try on clothes. But then again, most people with faltering careers and little kids at home actually focus on those things. Sigh. Poor Sean Preston and Jayden James.

No, seriously, the nude Britney Spears pics while she was pregnant with Jayden James Federline were tasteful compared to the stuff we are seeing nowadays. She could really not care less who sees her buck ass naked, or wearing no underwear.

The inevitable Playboy spread has got to be right around the corner. Tell us Hef wouldn’t shell out a few million for Britney Spears naked.