The Hollywood Gossip has no frickin' idea.
Why is Britney Spears unable to keep the straps of her top on the way they are supposed to fit? Why does she flash her bad ass and cup her breasts with such regularity? When did getting dressed become so hard for 25-year-olds? We may never know.
This not your standard wardrobe malfunction, folks. The only malfunctioning here is taking place in the vortex that was once the mind of a once-idolized pop star and sexual icon. The result, Britney Spears nipple slip, Take 423, is pictured below â€¦.
At this point, Jayden James Federline probably has an easier time putting clothes on than does his insane, train wreck mom. Which can be seen as both good and bad.
We hate to say it, but this is getting a tad old. Just for a change of pace, Britney, can you and your cute cousin, Alli Sims, both show some skin next time? She's a cutie!