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Lindsay Lohan has been “doing great” since she checked into rehab over Memorial Day weekend.

The source of this news? Her attention-starved, pathetic mother, of course.

“I talk to her every day,” Dina Lohan told People magazine in New York on Monday. “She’s going to do Promises’ extended care program.”

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The program Lohan will undergo is designed to help people “make the transition from residential alcohol or drug rehab treatment back into their community.” It includes a 12-step program and group therapy, the center’s website says.

Dina, the mother that makes Lynne Spears look responsible, also said she and her family will head west for Lindsay’s 21st birthday on July 2.

The crazy party that had been planned to celebrate this occasion has since been canceled. This was probably a smart decision, seeing as an alcohol-laden shindig for someone just out of rehab is as smart an idea as a lingerie-sponsored celebration for Brooke Hogan.

Dina Lohan, meanwhile, really sucks. She was also appearing in Nassau County family court as she awaited a hearing in her ongoing dispute over visitation of her children with ex-husband Michael, who was also in court.

“I just want to move on,” said Dina, who has an order of protection against Michael. “It takes its toll on myself and the children. It affects all of us.”

So does your awful mothering. In our recent poll, in fact, only Britney Spears was considered a worse celebrity mom than you are, Dina.

Maybe you should take some lessons from Elin Nordegren.