If, while binge-watching Orange is the New Black last week, you found yourself worrying about how everyone’s favorite-Housewife-turned-jailbird is faring behind bars, then allow us to put your mind at ease:
Insiders say that after 6 months at Danbury Correctional Institution, Teresa Giuidice has settled into a routine and is actually healthier than she’s been in years. And it’s all because you can’t take the Jersey out of the girl…
Radar Online reports that Teresa has been sticking to a wellness regimen that includes strict adherence to the commandments of GTL. (Although in this case, that means gym, tan, launder the soiled undergarments of a few hundred fellow inmates.)
"Teresa has been laying out by the track area of the prison after finishing her work duty in the kitchen,” says one insider.
“Typically each day, Teresa gets about one hour at the end of the day, with more time on the weekend to lay out. She is being very careful to not be photographed by any lurking photographers.”
But it seems there might be a downside to all that tanning and…more tanning, as Teresa’s relationships with her fellow inmates might be on the verge of turning into something more intimate:
“Teresa thinks her tan, and the fact she is getting in shape, is causing more attention from the other inmates,” the source claimed. “Whether or not it’s true, who knows, as Teresa always thinks she is the center of the universe.”
What a surprise that Teresa thinks the every con in the joint wants to be the Alex to her Piper. We guess selling your first prison photos for six figures would give anyone a bit of an ego.
The important thing is, she has not, as many suspected, turned into a more feral version of Blanca from OITNB:
Although that would be a pretty intimidating look to rock in the yard. If anyone stars messing with you, Teresa, you might want to consider losing your hairbrush. Just sayin’.
