When a cast member of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New Jersey gets sent up the river, you might think she’s in for a world of pain.
Not necessarily in this case.
We knew going int the year she spent at Danbury Federal Correctional, nicknamed Camp Cupcake, that Tre is no cupcake herself.
Now that Giudice’s release is imminent on December 23, 2015, we’ll see if her cheating, fellow felon of a spouse Joe runs for the hills.
We might after seeing this.
These GIFs prove that while prison is no picnic, she’ll likely go down as one of the baddest b!tches in the minimum security lockup.
Joe’s got nothin’ on Tre.
B!tch Slap a B!tch
Sometimes b!tches just have a good b!tch slap coming.
Prostitution Whore
Danielle, you had it coming, you dirty prostitution whore hooker harlot sex worker preson.
Interrogize THIS
You want an interrogization? I’ll give you one, Honey!
STFU
Seriously. You best shut the f–k up before you get smacked the f–k up.
Skanks
Don’t you hate when they come around ruining your day?!
Zip It
Pretend your mouth is a zipper and close that motherf–ker. Mmmkthanxbai.
Mwwwwah
Who knows what kind of booty Teresa Giudice has to kiss in prison. You gotta kick it or kiss it, if you know what we mean.
Anybody Home?!
Not here, anyway. Teresa didn’t show a lot in the way of brains in recent years, hence her trip to the slammer.
Teresa Don’t Give a F–k!
Teresa Giudice does not mince words. Zero f–ks are given at this time.
Teresa Loses Mind, Prepares to Throw Table
Another vantage point of the moment to end all moments on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, or perhaps reality TV in general: Teresa Giudice’s table-flipping freak-out.
I Don’t Have Time For This
Teresa just doesn’t have time for this anymore. No, seriously, she has to report to prison.
Haters Gonna Hate
And according to this, Teresa Giudice is NOT one of them! Wait, what?
Diamonds Make Everything Better
Teresa has the secret to happiness pretty well figured out.