Colton Underwood did not propose on The Bachelor finale last night.
But it wasn't the marital status about which most viewers were curious anyway.
It was a different sort of status they've focused on all season long.
Forget the bare ring finger on chosen suitor Cassie Randolph, most viewers were for more honed in this week on the bulge in Colton's pants.
Did Cassie help alleviate the blood rush via a round of intimate penetration? Or is Underwood perhaps waiting all the way until his hopeful wedding day?
In other, far less complicated words: IS COLTON UNDERWOOD STILL A VIRGIN OR NOT?!?!?
We'd never harp on something so personal unless The Bachelor itself had not been so consumed all season long by Underwood's underwhelming record if bedroom activity.
We've never judged him for it. We've just remarked on it.
Heck, Chris Harrison himself as Colton about the whole virginity thing on the live Bachelor after-show, considering Underwood and Randolph spent a night in the Fantasy Suite after getting back together on the finale.
Colton said he would not reveal the answer one way or another.
But Harrison came right out and said he'd take that non-response as a yes, he and Cassie got it on, sexual intercourse style.
And now we're pretty certain Colton has also come right out (hehe, come right out...) and admitted the same.
Why else would he share a photo of himself and Cassie IN BED on his Instagram page?
Wrote Colton as a caption to this intimate image:
Whatever I write will never fully articulate the feelings I have for you. You are the most incredible person whom I have ever met, you have the kindest soul and the sweetest heart.
You changed my life for the better and made this year the best year of my life. I can’t wait for our adventures ahead... I have my best friend. I have my girlfriend. I have my future fiancé. I have my future wife.
But most importantly I have you. Let’s do this thing they call life... together... forever. I love you.
Cassie, who clapped back at a bit at trolls on her own Instagram page, also shared a photo of her and Cassie swapping spit yesterday.
Here it is:
Wrote Cassie in her own sweet caption:
Colton, you truly have my heart. Walking into this experience, I honestly wasn’t sure that true love could come from it. It hasn’t necessarily been the easiest road to get to where we are, but if that’s what it took to get here, then every single twist and turn has been undeniably WORTH IT.
The last 4 months, just focusing on “us” have been amazing and you have become my best friend. You have shown me the purest, strongest love that any girl could ask for.
You jumped a fence, took a risk, and challenged the “rules” to fight for us. I can’t even begin to describe how lucky I feel to have you by my side. I am so excited to see what is next for us in this new phase of our “journey”...
I’d jump a thousand fences for you and “like, I know, I KNOW” that I love you more than words, point blank.
As a postscript, Randolph added: you still give me butterflies.
These two do seem very much in love, but you know we need to ask:
Do you think Cassie and Colton will get married?
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