Whoa! Did you see that, readers?!?
A bunch of pigs just went flying by! And a group of cows just arrived home.
And Hell? Wow. It just froze over.
We don't mean any of these things literally, of course.
They are simply are way of saying that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are actually getting very well at the moment, saying nice things about each other on social media and everything.
This isn't something we expected to ever see, not after recent reports claimed Rob thought Chyna was an unfit mother who was placing his daughter in danger.
According to various outlets, however, the former lover and co-reality-stars have reached a custody agreement when it comes to their child, two-year old Dream.
A few months ago, we reported on Rob looking to lower his monthly child support payments of $20,000 because he makes far less in salary these days than he did back when he was a regular on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
TMZ writes that Rob has successfully accomplished this goal, although it's unclear just what he'll now be shelling out to his ex.
The same website reports that Kardashian and Chyna have agreed to split custody of Dream, 50/50.
It appeared for awhile that Rob would ask a judge to grant him primary custody of the toddler because Chyna had been spiraling out of control.
There were allegations that she went MIA when it was her turn to care for the child, and then police in Hawaii were called last month after Chyna and her then-boyfriend got into a physical altercation.
But all water now looks to be far under the bridge.
So say Rob and Chyna themselves.
"Robert and I only concern is what’s in the best interest of our daughter that we both equally love. Additionally, Robert is a wonderful father to our Dreamy!" Tweeted Chyna after a court helped the celebrities settle their dispute.
She wrote this in response to Rob writing the following on his own account:
"Angela and I are both actively co-parenting and there are no pending or active custody cases."
For all the ugly fireworks exchanged between Rob and Chyna over the years, this actually does hold true.
They've never really put Dream in the middle.
Heck, even back when Rob went all revenge porn on Chyna and released naked pictures of her online... she never threatened to take Dream away or anything.
Gotta give these two credit for that, at least.
It was only two weeks ago that Chyna absolutely went off on Rob, Tyga AND her mom, arguing online that she cared for herself and her kids on her own and her critics could basically suck it.
“Ya know what’s so wild to me is that I never asked Tyga for child support, Rob for child support or whatever and then we just went to court, or whatnot, and I tried to squash it, which I did,” the model said in an Instagram model in mid-February, adding:
"I got f-cking ridiculed by everybody. Toni, Tyga, Rob. It is like toxic. If you like me, you like me. If you don’t, I don’t give a f-ck. I’m a real bitch.
"Say whatever the f-ck y’all want to. I own a house, own a bunch of cars and guess what? I’m a multi-millionaire by myself."