So you were the best friend of the world's youngest billionaire, but you threw it all away for one night with a promiscuous NBA benchwarmer?
It's not a position most 21-year-olds find themselves in -- in fact, it might be unique to Jordyn Woods.
So unfortunately, there's no guidebook for Woods on how to get out of this mess.
As you've almost certainly heard by now, Jordyn was caught hooking up with Tristan Thompson, baby daddy and then-boyfriend of Khloe Kardashian.
The affair resulted in the end of Khloe and Tristan's relationship, but it doesn't appear that either of them are too broken up about, as they'd been headed for Splitsville for quite some time.
For Jordyn, however, the situation is downright devastating.
Not only did she lose her friendship with Kylie, she lost her career as Kylie's sidekick.
Jordyn was living in Kylie's guesthouse at the time of the incident.
She has since been kicked out and forced to move back in with her mother.
Not surprising, she's reportedly eager to win back the trust of her former bestie and benefactor.
“Jordyn has been blowing up Kylie’s phone,” a source close the situation tells Radar Online.
“The situation is starting to get really awkward.”
Kylie is said to be sympathetic toward her friend -- but she's not about to betray her beloved older sister by so quickly forgiving the woman who did her wrong.
“Kylie feels bad, because she really trusted Jordyn,” the insider adds.
“When she asked her at first, Jordyn told her that it was a lie, and that she would never do such a thing, but after Tristan told Khloe the truth, Jordyn could not deny it anymore.”
Despite reports of a "blow-out fight," sources say Kylie and Jordyn civilly reached the decision to go their separate ways.
“Jordyn knew that she had to go, and she didn’t want to be at Kylie’s house when Khloe arrived,” the source explained.
“She doesn’t really want to see any of the Kardashians.”
But that doesn't mean Woods is moping around her mother's house licking her wounds.
Quite the contrary, she was out and about in West Hollywood Thursday night making career moves.
First, she attended an event promoting the fake eyelash line that she helped to design.
She even gave a speech in which she addressed the Thompson cheating scandal for the first time (below).
Hey, you don't spend that much time around Kris Jenner without learning a thing or two about marketing.
And believe it or not, that wasn't Jordyn's only major move of the night,
According to the infamous James Kennedy, the 21-year-old might be trying to piggyback on a different successful reality franchise by landing a job at Lisa Vanderpump's SUR restaurant.
(And, subsequently, earning a role on Vanderpump Rules.)
"WAIT! @jordynwoods is at SUR right now handing in her resume I’m dead," Kennedy tweeted.
He went on to assure Khloe that he's "got [her] back," which we assume means he'll try to prevent Woods from being hired.
Obviously, James doesn't carry a whole lot of clout at SUR these days, but we're sure his tweet reminded Jordyn of the sad facts about her situation:
She messed with one of Hollywood's most powerful families, and she'll have a hard time finding sympathy within the industry.