Meghan Markle may be settling into her new life as a happily married duchess, but her awful family seems determined to spoil her joy.
Now her vile sister, Samantha, is lashing out at her on her private Twitter account.
She's coming after Meghan with childish insults ... and even a direct comparison between the new royal family member and Donald Trump.
We've heard Meghan Markle's brother accuse Prince Harry of breaking up their family, but he's far alone among her family in sowing chaos.
To hear Samantha tell it, Meghan is a despotic egomaniac with no capacity for morality or decorum or for caring about other people.
Just look at Samantha's own words:
"Trump said he could shoot someone and not lose votes," Samantha claims. "The same mentality applies to my sister."
We are somehow having a lot of trouble reconciling Samantha's claim with the reality of who Meghan is.
About an hour later, Samantha began to tweet some truly childish insults.
"I am not candy coating anything anymore!" Samantha insists, alarming people who had not imagined that she was holding back with past jabs.
"The DUCHASS should be humane to our father who has given her everything,.. and this media crap can stop!" Samantha rages.
"He was the one who was always there for her. Fake waves and smiles can stop," Samantha demands. "The duchASS can bow to the daddy."
Forget the duchASS part ... that last line about bowing to the daddy might be the worst thing that any of us have ever read.
That's ... that's going to haunt us.
You know how their father, Thomas Markle, can't resist blabbing to the media, which is why Meghan can't talk to him?
Well, Samantha is even going so far as to defend Thomas spilling details of conversations he's had to every camera and mic in sight.
"He only talks to the media because she was ignoring him for a long time and being snobby," Samantha claims.
Samantha insists "he has the right to speak and if she doesn’t like it it’s just too f--king bad she needs to wake up and be a kind person."
To be clear, no one is questioning Thomas' free speech rights.
Alternative, what people are questioning is why on earth he assumes his daughter would want anything to do with him at this point.
When someone else dared to question Thomas' character and why he prioritized oversharing with reporters over his relationship with his daughter, Samantha just laughed.
"Priorities lack of character?! Lol," Samantha writes.
"imagine if your dad busted his back his whole life for your sister," Samantha says. "And then she took a crap on him and ignored him!"
Well there's an image for you.
Samantha laments: "She has always been his priority and she owes him up and respect!"
She also rails against how people see her father.
"Would you allow someone in your family to continually be disrespected and hurt as my dad is and say nothing?" she demands.
Samantha answers for people: "I doubt it."
"After she gives my dad the love and respect he deserves," Samantha promises. "She can skip on her merry way and no one will say anything."
That line about Meghan always being his priority may be the crux of this matter.
Many people believe that Samantha is simply jealous of Meghan, is a beautiful actress who has now married one of the most desired men on the planet.
The dude is a literal prince.
Samantha may be lashing out because she hopes to prove that she's the more deserving daughter. Though that's just a theory.
Like we said, that line about bowing ot the daddy is going ot keep us awake at night. But if we had to read it, so do you.