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As you’ve likely heard by now, Farrah Abraham was arrested Tuesday night after allegedly assaulting a male staff member while staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Farrah spent the night in jail but has since been released on bail.

Farrah Abraham at Pool Party
Photo via Instagram

Thus far, charges have not been filed but prosecutors have until Friday to do so.

Farrah’s 9-year-old daughter, Sophia, was in the hotel at the time of the incident, but she was reportedly asleep in her room and did not bear witness to her mother’s meltdown.

In short, no one was seriously injured and for Sophia, it was no more traumatic than any typical day of being Farrah Abraham’s daughter.

Thus, it’s safe to make fun of this situation, and folks — there’s so, so much to laugh at here.

Shortly after leaving prison, Farrah vomited up one of her most nonsensical word salads to date in a video she submitted to TLC.

Like all things Farrah, it must be seen to be believed:

"I don’t know who called the cops, why people called the cops … I was focused on my friends and then someone was trying to be involved, another guest," Farrah said in the clip, before trying to make herself out to be some sort of feminist hero.

"I hope no other female finds herself in this position or situation, and I know it’s very hard being a public figure or ‘celebrity,’ if you will."

It’s nice that we’re becoming more ‘woke’ as a society, Farrah seems to be saying, but what about the most marginalized group of all — celebrities!

Anyway, for the first time since Farrah was fired from Teen Mom OG, she has the internet’s full attention — and she’s not letting go of it without a fight.

Farrah took to Instagram Live today to continue spewing her thoughts about the incident, and it seems she’ll be checking into a lot of Air BnBs in the future.

"Hey guys! I wanted to say thank you for all of the well wishes and concern,” Farrah told her followers.

Farrah Abraham at Coachella
Photo via Instagram

“It’s sort of sad sometimes when you’re out and you just can’t have fun and people want to attack you and get you all in that trouble," she added.

"So, I’m blessed by God, and I don’t ever want to be attacked again at a hotel.”

In her mind, she presumably conjured the hashtag "2Blessed2BStressed."

The specificity of Farrah’s comment left Farrah fans puzzled.

She doesn’t want to be attacked in a hotel again?!

Is she done staying in hotels, or is she just gonna wear a beekeeper suit from now on?

Farrah didn’t respond to requests for elaboration, but we’re sure she’s working on another lengthy video rant at this very moment.