As you're no doubt aware, Americans celebrated Father's Day over the weekend, but while most dads were pretending to love their new Spongebob neckties and dreaming of charcoal barbecued feasts, Rob Kardashian was ...
... Well, come to think of it, we don't really know where Rob was, and neither does his baby mama, Blac Chyna.
Apparently, Rob did not spend any time with his daughter, Dream Kardashian, on Sunday.
Worse, it seems he also hasn't been paying child support.
Awesomely, Chyna took the occasion of Father's Day as an opportunity to call out both of her baby daddies as stingy-ass deadbeats:
"WOW Tyga and Rob.......no child support BOSS B---H 201....." she wrote on Instagram.
She later clarified that she decided to go public with the allegations against Rob and Tyga only because fans are forever prying into her personal life anyway.
"Just cause y'all in my business," she wrote.
As though she needed a reason to shame two dudes with garages full of sports cars who aren't keeping up on their freakin' child support.
Not surprisingly, Rob is playing dumb and acting like he's shocked -- shocked! -- that Blac has a problem with his parenting.
"Rob doesn’t know why Chyna disrespected him on Father’s Day," a source tells In Touch exclusively.
"Rob thinks she’s wrong and out of line and feels he’s the best father to both Dream and King."
The source adds:
"He’s not happy with Chyna because she’s continuously trying to extort him and his family for her financial gain.
"He thinks he could be father of the year if he went to court and got full custody of Dream, but because he’s not vindictive he won’t do that to Chyna."
"Despite it all, Rob has a lot of love from his family on Father’s Day and vows that Dream will grow up knowing her daddy loves her," the insider claims.
We'd like to set Rob's mind at ease on that score:
Bruh, you ain't winning father of the year under any circumstances.
Just the fact that you posted nude photos of Chyna without her permission takes you out of the running.
We're gonna go out on a limb and guess that, like, the vast majority of dads have never launched revenge porn campaigns against their kids' mothers.
Sadly, it seems Blac hasn't learned her lesson about not making babies with loser-ass dudes.
Currently, Chyna is rumored to be pregnant by 18-year-old rapper YBN.
Blac has been mum on the subject, but YBN had this to say:
"I don't wear condoms. I would not want to f--k a b---h I did not want to get pregnant. If Chyna got pregnant, I would keep that s--t."
Okay, so Rob's definitely not the father of the year, but at least he won't be coming in dead last.
That's something, right?