One never knows what to expect from Farrah Abraham.
In fact, it often seems as though Farrah herself is thoroughly surprised by the things that come out of her mouth.
Like certain White House residents, there seems to be no rhyme or reason for Farrah’s behavior.
For example, why would she return to the world of sex work against her bosses’ wishes when she clearly doesn’t need the money?
Why would she bite the hand that feeds her by telling the whole world that she’d been fired from Teen Mom OG before the decision was even final?
And why would she now make her situation even worse by publicly attacking her co-stars, her producers, hell – even stars from other reality shows?!
We’d say only Farrah knows the answer to that question, but we highly doubt she has any idea.
A recent episode of Teen Mom OG showed Farrah flipping out on a producer for failing to inform her that her mother was waiting in a car parked outside her home.
Many fans pointed out that the producers are not Farrah’s personal assistants, and she responded with one of her social media tirades that only fully makes sense if you’re fluent in Farrah-ese:
“Fake as producing grow up and stop acting like hating on a single mother and sabotaging her life is ok because your jealous,” she wrote.
And if you think she was done there, you don’t know Farrah.
This is a woman who previously accused Teen Mom of forcing women to get pregnant and using child labor.
So it’s not surprising that she went after her former bosses even harder in round 2:
"The Lieing idiot ‘producers’ out themselves how f-cking stupid can you be!" Farrah wrote on Instagram.
"@TeenMom @MTV Like this fake scene about me from people I fired as these “producers” slander & fake lies and scenes to be around a real celebrity & epic fail @MTV @viacom Not legal, discrimination!"
Taking after her idol and possible future sugar daddy Donald Trump, Farrah then declared victory in a non-existent war:
"Moved on from this show ..never fired enjoy MTV lies their jealous and the networks shows suck #FarrahWins Viacom uses teen moms, mistreats kids."
Later that same night, MTV aired a Teen Mom OG after-show, with Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry and noted crystal enthusiast Spencer Pratt as guests:
Spencer pointed out that Farrah mistakenly believes herself to be a "superstar," and Kailyn reminded viewers that Farrah has always been awful:
“I can’t imagine on my worst day talking to someone the way that I heard her talk," Lowry said.
“I mean, I think that’s just who Farrah is, if we’re being honest,” Kail added.
“The first time I ever met Farrah, she was, like, snapping at a driver saying ‘ándale,’ like, you don’t treat people like that.”
Pratt then joked that he should be the one to replace Farrah after her tenure on the show finally comes to an end.
Naturally, Farrah was tuned in.
And of course, she had something to say about the interview:
"IM DONE with all the horrible mothers who don’t do shit but act like hateful zombies for production @Viacom @mtv @teenmom & @spencerpratt needy!" she tweeted.
She then zeroed in on Pratt, who recently became a father:
"I feel sorry for your wife & child don’t spew lies about a single mother who is a dad & a mother #AfterShow Joke #fatherfailure already," Farrah concluded.
When Pratt pointed out that he actually didn’t make any disparaging comments about Farrah, an incredible thing happened:
She actually apologized, stated that she looks forward to seeing him in LA … and added a Celebrity Big Brother hashtag.
Folks, 2018 might soon get even more absurd.
Watch Teen Mom OG online for more of Farrah’s insanity.