Scott Disick to Kourtney Kardashian: I'm Taking Bella Thorne to Cannes, How 'Bout Dat!

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Last week, we reported that Scott Disick and Bella Thorne are dating.

Or rather, we reported that Scott and Bella really want us to think they're dating.

The news seemed too ridiculous to be true, and given Scott's love of no strings-attached sex with barely legal Instagram models and Bella's desperate thirst for attention, we assumed these two had simply worked out an arrangement.

Scott Disick is Annoying

Clearly, we thought, this is a fling that's being disguised as a relationship.

Scott gets to make Kourtney Kardashian jealous; Bella makes some tabloid headlines, and everyone's happy.

But now it looks like Bella and Scott might actually be the real deal.

And if they're not, they're at least going to extreme lengths to sell themselves as the real deal.

Scott and Bella were spotted heading to the Cannes Film Festival in France on Monday.

Bella Thorne at the AMAs

They strolled through the airport in Nice separately, but then piled into the same car to get to their hotel.

So they're trying to make it look like they're trying to hide their probably fake relationship.

Levels to this sh-t.

Of course, there's more to this situation than just typical C-lister thirst.

These days, Kourtney Kardashian is dating Younes Bendjima, and Scott is reportedly not happy about the situation.

Kourtney Kardashian, Nervous

In the typically mature fashion that we've come to expect from the grown-ass father of three who unironically calls himself The Lord, Scott has been publicly canoodling with semi-famous teens in order to piss his ex off.

Just last month, Scott was dating Ella Ross, and now it seems that he's upping his game with far more famous Ms. Thorne.

"Scott bringing Bella is 100 percent to piss Kourtney off," one insider tells E! News.

"It's a very 'Let's see how it makes you feel' kind of thing. It's immature but that’s Scott."

Kourtney and Scott Disick Throwback

But it seems like Scott's desperate efforts to make Kourt jelly are all for naught.

Insiders say Kourtney is dating Younes Bendjima these days, and sources say she's so wrapped up in her new relationship that she has no time to worry what Scott's doing.

"Kourtney and Younes are having a lot of fun together. She really appreciates how responsible he is and that he doesn't party. He's the opposite of Scott in many ways and that's been great for Kourtney to experience," said the source.

"Even though Younes is younger, she feels like he is an old soul and is very grounded."

"Old soul" is definitely not a description anyone's ever used on Scott.

He might have the liver of a much older man, but that's a different story.

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Scott Disick Biography

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick
Scott Disick is the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian. In the summer of 2009, it was announced that she was pregnant -... More »
Birthplace
Long Island, New York
Full Name
Scott Disick