Kate Middleton has been criticized for her figure over the years, many times for no reason and often to the point of uncalled for speculation.
Could she be suffering from a dangerous condition, however?
According to the National Enquirer (we know), the Duchess of Cambridge is hiding shocking secret no one could've ever seen coming:
A secret battle with bulimia that is taking its toll on her health.
Prince William’s wife has reportedly dropped to a scary 89 pounds (even scarier considering she's 5'9") if this report is to be believed.
The "secret battle," as it's called, has left the family heartbroken, with a bandage on her finger of all things allegedly proving it's true.
How is that possible, and what is she doing to turn it around?
We're going to ahead and say it's not possible - some women are just naturally thin, and you can't turn around a problem that doesn't exist.
It's not like we haven't heard it all before, either. Many times.
Just last fall, Life & Style published a cover story that claimed Kate Middleton is pregnant, but with a similar health crisis twist to boot:
She's a gaunt 90 pounds while expecting royal baby #3.
"Despite her shockingly thin appearance, Kate Middleton can’t hide her joy at welcoming a third child with Prince William," reads the article.
"The 34-year-old is expecting baby No. 3."
Yes, this was a real story published in September so it obviously wasn't true that “Kate has told her family about the pregnancy.”
Nor should we believe that people close to Middleton have "expressed concern" about her slender frame in recent months ... or ever.
Yes, Kate is "super slender," the magazine writes.
That is literally the case, but that's where the real facts end and - shout out to Kellyanne Conway! - the alternative ones begin in a hurry.
In that case, a so-called "medical expert" who has never met Kate claimed that "she's about 90 pounds" and said William is very concerned.
He supposedly "called in top medical experts."
Why? Because the heir to the British throne and father of two feels like his beautiful wife "is all skin and bones and has no energy."
She has been called the laziest royal in history, but that has nothing to do with her weight and everything to do with her lifestyle choices.
Kate has chosen to be a mother above all else, and to keep her family "normal" and out of the public eye as much as she possibly can.
Bottom line: You can't believe everything you read these days.
Especially not when it comes to Kate's weight and the reasons behind it, or the status of her womb, which is very likely vacant right now.
A good tabloid headline does not a fact-based article make.