Kylie Jenner Poses in Thong Bikini, Is A National Treasure

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Say what you will about Kylie Jenner, and we've said plenty over the past few years, we'll admit ... but one thing is for certain:

She really, really cares about people like us.

Think about it: why else would the 19-year-old reality star and social media maven give us all the gifts she's given us?

Kylie Jenner in a Bikini in Miami

Why else would she take all those cleavage-bearing photos, those lingerie photos, those straight-up nude photos?!

It's because she loves us, and loves us deeply.

She simply doesn't want us to hurt anymore.

And our girl must have been seriously concerned about our well being, because did you see all these photos she shared on Instagram?!

For those who are unaware, Kylie is on a little vacation in Miami right now, along with boyfriend Tyga and big sister Kendall Jenner.

A vacation that has already yielded so much in the way of amazing updates to her account, and gifts to the Internet at large. 

Kylie Jenner Bikini Pic

They rented out an insane mansion, but who cares about real estate when Kylie is flouncing around in a thong and sharing the evidence?

Answer: no red-blooded human being with a beating heart in their chest. Or a healthy fascination with butts, or both.

But Kylie, modern media mogul that she is, knows that while we'd never turn down a good belfie, variety is good, too.

So she was a dear and posed in a second black bikini, further cementing her selfless humanitarianism for the week:

Kylie Jenner Bikini Photo

Wow. Let us catch our breath.

Are we worthy!?

Honestly, we're not sure.

Will we take it?

Oh hell yes we will.

Sure, Kylie is about as obnoxious as they come in some respects, and every time she opens her mouth we cringe a little.

On her worst days, we may even find ourselves catapulted into a special kind of hell that's all lips and disappointment.

Kylie Jenner Bikini Picture

We know that without a doubt, and we know it just about as well as we know anything. There's no sense in sugar coating it.

But ... come on. Look at her. Do you have eyes?

If so, are you supposed to just ignore this?

No. And as a bonus, Kylie also took some time this weekend to share some close-ups of some other fashion choices of hers.

When she goes the extra mile for us, well, we have no choice but to share a little shot of our girl in fishnets with no underwear in sight:

Kylie Jenner in Fishnets, No Underwear

In conclusion: Kylie, faults and all, and terrible choices in men, is a national treasure. Thank you for this, Kylie, and for all that you do.

We can never, ever repay you, but we can worship the ground you walk on and be grateful for your contributions to our lives each day. 

Cases in point ...

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Kylie Jenner