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Sometimes, when times are hard, you have to grab onto every little bit of happiness that comes your way.

And right now, times are hard AF.

Donald Trump won the election, the actual presidential election for the entire country, and it seems like things couldn’t look any bleaker.

But please allow Kylie Jenner to ease your burdens, if only for a moment:

Kylie Jenner: Blue Paint Nude!

Oh hell yes.

This is Kylie, completely nude except for all that paint. As you admire the beauty of this sculpted goddess, we hope you too find comfort.

Usually this girl is absolutely insufferable – she is a Kardashian, after all, if not by name then by species – but who are we to argue with this?

If a little bit of nudity in these trying times is wrong, we don’t wanna be right. If Kylie wearing only blue paint brings us joy, we embrace that.

Embrace it, and God bless.

In her caption, the 19-year-old mentions that this photo is part of an "unreleased project" with photographer Sasha Samsonova.

Kylie Jenner: Vacation Butt Selfie

We have no idea what that means, other than that we’ll probably be seeing more of this side of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star.

Not that it’s anything we haven’t seen before.

Ever since Kylie turned 18, or even prior to that, she’s been eager to show off the goods, and hey, more power to her.

She kicked off her legal adulthood, as those of you who follow her online, remember, with this racy cleavage shot:

Kylie Jenner: Breast Implant Photo?

Hey, at least it was racy for her back then.

And she has always loved a good bikini selfie, so we’ve seen one or two (thousand) of those over these past couple of years.

Below is one of our top five. Hard to narrow it down and pick, ’cause as we said, there’s such an ample, supple sample size.

But we try. We try.

Kylie Jenner: Bikini Selfie Number Bajillion

But because we all evolve with the times, lately it seems like Jenner has been favoring lingerie selfies over bikini selfies.

Not a bad problem to have, really:

Kylie Jenner Sheer Lingerie Photo

Never one to miss a chance to mix things up, just last month she posed topless for a photo shoot with Complex magazine.

Hey, when it rains, it pours, right?

Yes. That can be a good thing:

Kylie Jenner: Naked For Complex

Quite a body of work, is it not?

Now we have this new paint-covered nude photo to throw on the heaing pile of scandal and shame, and for that, we thank her.

By the time this girl turns 21, we’re going to be getting selfies of her actual insides, won’t we? At this rate, what else is there?!

Well, if she does decide to go that route, all we can only hope for as fans is for her insides to be half as hot as her outsides. 

If anyone can pull that off …