It's not easy to picture him doing anything other than being a raging D-bag, but believe it or not, Chris Brown is a dad.
Even more surprising is the fact that he seems to be a pretty involved dad.
The point is, Chris tries to be a good dad, but like some sort of stoned Homer Simpson, he usually messes up.
Such as when he went on a public tirade after his Guzman posted this photo to Instagram:
"It's crazy to me that a parent would OK dressing our daughter like she 16," Brown wrote on Guzman's page. "I ain't cool wit that. She is 2!!!!"
"If anybody thinks something is wrong with a baby... mad at the world in dance class... in her TUTU... U need to go pray! #Namaste," Guzman fired back.
So, the baby is mad at the world in her tutu? We're thinking Nia should've workshopped that response a little.
Anyway, Brown responded in a tweet that's since been deleted, because apparently these two aren't familiar with the wonders of texting.
It's just like tweeting, except it allows you to have a conversation without sharing it with the entire world!
"Dance class is fine even with the leotard," Brown wrote.
"The pics just looks risky in my opinion, this isn't a debate. She is 2. I ain't talking about it on social media any longer. I said my opinion."
We assume he meant "risque," not risky.
Frankly, we're less concerned with what Royalty wears to dance class than with who's working with her on her language skills, because it looks like her parents aren't up to the task.