Chris Brown to Take Royalty on Tour, Enforce Strict "No Groupies" Policy

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As usual, Chris Brown's life has been loaded with drama lately.

Last week, Breezy briefly got back together with Karrueche Tran for the 417th time. That ended the same night it began, when neighbors called the cops after Chris followed Karrueche home and wouldn't leave her property.

Since then, Chris and Karrueche have been feuding on Instagram, and things have occasionally turned scary, as Brown's well-known violent temper has bubbled to the surface.

If you heard all that and thought, Wow, that sounds like a man who should be solely responsible for the welfare of a child, then congratulations - you're as crazy as Chris Brown!

Chris and Royalty

TMZ is reporting that 1-year-old Royalty will be joining her dad (who sometimes makes time to perform music between arrests) on a brief tour of the great state of Texas.

The longest leg will be a 10-hour bus ride from Houston to El Paso, and Chris is reportedly enforcing some strict rules for his entourage.

Sources say while Royalty is on board, there will be no cursing, drinking, smoking and, most importantly, no groupies.

Better yet, when Royalty naps it's lights out for everyone, and the DVD selection will consist of entirely family-friendly fare like Frozen, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and...Bebe's Kids?

Ya know, Chris, just because a movie has kids in it doesn't mean it's necessarily appropriate for...eh, whatever he's trying. If he goes the whole ten hours without freaking out on one of his exes on Twitter, we'll call it a success.

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Born
Birthplace
Tappahannock, Virginia
Full Name
Christopher Maurice Brown