At last night's 2016 Golden Globes ceremony, Katy Perry rocked the red carpet with a cleavage-baring Prada dress that earned her plenty of attention on social media.
But it seems the fashion-tweeters weren't the only ones who were taken by Katy's form-fitting attire, as after-party attendees claim Orlando Bloom followed Katy around like a trained puppy.
Unfortunately, for Bloom, Katy reportedly wasn't into his advances.
Onlookers describe Bloom and Perry as getting "cozy" at the post-Globes event sponsored by Netflix and The Weinstein Company, but apparently, Katy instructed the actor to cool it with the PDA attempts, and she left by herself at the end of the night.
Perhaps Orlando would have fared better on a different night, but it seems the actor's timing was all wrong.
Insiders say Katy got back together with John Mayer for roughly the 4,000th time just two weeks ago.
Katy's taste in men isn't the greatest, and neither Bloom nor Mayer have the best reputations, but if this were a biggest douche contest, we'd have to give the edge to Mayer.
If nothing else, Orlando gets credit for taking a swing at Justin Bieber.
We think it's safe to say that John Mayer has never made such a valuable contribution to society.