Skip to Content

Chrissy Teigen has a question for Jennifer Garner:

Why you gotta tempt Batfleck with dat nanny ass?

Chrissy Teigen at Billboard Music Awards
(Judy Eddy/

Okay, so she didn’t put it exactly like that, but it’s hard to imagine that Chrissy didn’t have the Ben Affleck-Christine Ouzounian affair in mind when she shared her views on the hot nanny epidemic sweeping across Hollywood in a recent interview:

“No hot nannies, drivers or maids,” Chrissy told the New York Post. “I do want to have kids one day, so it’s something that I have to think about. But the rule is no hot nannies. I trust John, but you never know with these men.”

Of course, Chrissy concedes that sometimes hotness isn’t a factor. (We hate to say it, but Arnold Schwarzenegger probably could’ve done slightly better than Mildred Patricia Baena.)

“These days, it doesn’t really matter what you look like," Chrissy says. "Sometimes cabin fever just strikes and men do the do. I have to keep an eye on my assistant now, damn!”

Yes, sometimes famous dudes aren’t worried about the quality; they just enjoy the convenience of not having to leave the house. Basically, it’s the same mentality as when you order Domino’s.

Uh-oh. Chrissy might be the first woman to fully understand the male brain. No wonder her Instagram page is so awesome: