Farrah Abraham Talks Relationships, Parenting, Remains Dumb

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Farrah Abraham is talking again, which means it's time for another round of What the Hell is the Backdoor Teen Mom Trying to Say?

This time, Farrah is hitting all the big topics, including her recent breakup with Simon Saran and her relationship with her 6-year-old daughter, Sophia.

Farrah Abraham Poses, Smiles

On Simon: "I'm busy, Simon's busy. We are both two go-getters always on the move, which makes it really hard to have a relationship. We're still really great friends.”

(Ed. note: Friends usually don't try to force each other to propose. Just sayin'.)

On Starting a New Relationship: “Too bad Millionaire Matchmaker isn’t coming back. I could really use some Patti Stanger in my life!”

On Feuding With Her Castmates: "I wish them all the best, but have only heard them on TV say one thing and act another way off camera. I'm glad Amber is genuine and her authentic self with and without cameras.”

On Turning Her Daughter Into a Vapid Corporate Shill: “Sophia and I created the "Mommy and Me" Beauty Kitchen spa kits together as a way to combine our love of pampering, relaxation and playtime into an experience we could share together in the convenience of our home.

"It's never too early to teach your kids at a young age that the only bags they should have should be designer."

This is the same Farrah who said she expects her daughter to star in a sex tape someday, so we suppose it's not too shocking that she's already teaching her second-grader to be obsessed with her appearance. 

Still pretty darn disappointing, though, eh?

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Farrah Abraham Biography

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Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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Farrah Abraham Quotes

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have.