Farrah Abraham: My Daughter Will Probably Make a Sex Tape!

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It might be hard to imagine, but Farrah Abraham may have just hit a new low.

Yes, we know who we're talking about, and yes, this is the same Farrah Abraham whose restaurant website featured images from her own porn last week.

We assure you, she's officially sunk even lower than that.

Talking (yet again) about her novel Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making during a recent interview, Farrah was asked how she would react if her daughter ever made a sex tape.

The response may be the most mind-numbing drivel to ever issue forth from Farrah's collagen-injected lips:

"She'll be like, 'I had to try it,'" said Farrah about her five-year-old daughter Sophia.

"Then i'll be like, 'Oh, you already did it, so I'm just going to say make sure you know what you're doing with it.' I'll be like, 'This is what happened to me as your mom.' It's mommy talk."

"It's the birds and the bees," she goes on. "So you just share, 'Look I learned this from it. I hope you don't do that. Read Celebrity Sex Tape, learn some lessons from Fallon Opal [the heroine of Farrah's novel].' That's really all I can say."

There's so much awful in that quote, we don't even know where to begin.

First, the fact that Farrah just assumes her daughter will star in a publicly-circulated sex tape someday, and is seemingly okay with this, is depressing beyond belief.

Second, surely the fact that Farrah's idea of "mommy talk" is consulting her daughter on how to cash in on her porn career is grounds to get Protective Services involved, right?

Third, did Farrah really just slip a plug for her book into a hypothetical sex talk with her daughter? Just when we thought she couldn't surprise us anymore.

Please, for the love of all things good, someone rescue this girl before she grows up and starts trying to teach us all about the difference between sex tapes and porn.

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