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Kim Kardashian received an unexpected wake up call in France this morning.

Overseas for the Cannes Lions Festival, Kim Tweeted a story that started out funny, but ended up irritating.

"Thanks to the drunk naked woman banging on my door I have been up since 4 am," Kardashian wrote online.

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That’s the funny part. Now, for the irritating part:

"I’m so sleepy now but have to work! It’s gonna be a long day," she added.

SIGH.

First off, Kim, plenty of folks out there get up at 4 a.m., either for work or because of a crying baby.

Secondly, most of those that do have jobs that don’t entail standing around in makeup (that someone else put on) all day.

We don’t doubt you may be a bit more fatigued than usual as a result of this incident.

You should maybe just not complain about being awoken while at "work" in freakin Cannes, France.

Kim added that she took a video of the wasted woman, though it’s unclear how:

If Kim really was inside a hotel room, did she answer the door… see who was there… pull out her cell phone… and simply record footage while she and this intruder talked?

“She thought her Amex was my room key lol. I think she’s staying at my hotel she just had the wrong room # I hope I run into her today," Kim concluded.

We’ll answer your question for you, Megyn Kelly: Kim Kardashian is a force for evil.

Next thing you know, she’ll be giving a lecture about lecture about the objectification of women.