29 Really Dumb Kardashian Quotes

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Kim Kardashian and company often say some really dumb stuff. Consider these quotes as an example.

1. Kim, After Suffering a Mishap While Pregnant...

Kim, After Suffering a Mishap While Pregnant...
If labor's worse than this, I'll hang myself. I'll literally take a knife and slit my throat.

2. Khloe, on Playing Golf...

Khloe, on Playing Golf...
I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls. (Editor's Note: This is the best quote in the history of ever.)

3. An Unexpected Connection...

An Unexpected Connection...
I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal. - Kim Kardashian

4. Kim, on Voting for Obama...

Kim, on Voting for Obama...
He just seemed very firm about the change, and that's, like, his motto.

5. Kim, on Going Under the Knife...

Kim, on Going Under the Knife...
I'll have surgery at some point. I'll do my boobs for sure. I'll never do my butt. I mean, how would you sit down?

6. Kim, on Neutering her Dog...

Kim, on Neutering her Dog...
I don't like big balls on a dog.

7. Worst. Thing. EVER.

Worst. Thing. EVER.
I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light. - Kim Kardashian

8. Kim, on Treating Herself...

Kim, on Treating Herself...
I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted.

9. Kim to Khloe, During Hair Remove Process...

Kim to Khloe, During Hair Remove Process...
You have a better looking vagina than I thought.

10. Kim, on Britney Spears...

Kim, on Britney Spears...
She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks?' Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.

11. Khloe, Following a Near Nip-Slip on The X Factor...

Khloe, Following a Near Nip-Slip on The X Factor...
I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples; perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.

12. Khloe, Giving Underwear Advice...

Khloe, Giving Underwear Advice...
Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!

13. Khloe, Just Being Angry...

Khloe, Just Being Angry...
F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think!

14. Khloe, to Kris Humphries...

Khloe, to Kris Humphries...
Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.

15. Khloe, on Her Mother's New Hairdo...

Khloe, on Her Mother's New Hairdo...
Your hair is, like, shorter than a vagina's bush.

16. Khloe, Just Being... Honest?

Khloe, Just Being... Honest?
I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.

17. Khloe, on Reggie Bush and Kim...

Khloe, on Reggie Bush and Kim...
I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can't do much better than that.

18. Khloe, on Playing Parent...

Khloe, on Playing Parent...
A lot of adults don’t think it's their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time.

19. Khloe, Sounding Like Brick Tamland...

Khloe, Sounding Like Brick Tamland...
Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.

20. Kris, on Her Best Friends...

Kris, on Her Best Friends...
A girl never knows when she might need a couple of diamonds at ten in the morning.

21. Kris, Being Gross...

Kris, Being Gross...
Honey, anytime there's balls involved, it’s my kind of game.

22. Kourtney, on Putting a Picke Up Her Butt...

Kourtney, on Putting a Picke Up Her Butt...
Have you ever put food up your ass? A pickle would be good.

23. Kourtney, on REALLY Loving Motherhood...

Kourtney, on REALLY Loving Motherhood...
I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth, and I loved it.

24. Kourtney, on Photographer Ashley Paige...

Kourtney, on Photographer Ashley Paige...
I'm ready to shove a taco up her ass.

25. Kourtney, on Being Ravenous...

Kourtney, on Being Ravenous...
I'm such a bitch when I'm hungry. Like, stone cold biatch.

26. Scott Disick, on Himself...

Scott Disick, on Himself...
When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me.

27. Scott Disick, Still on Himself...

Scott Disick, Still on Himself...
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I’m the American dream!

28. Scott Disick, on... Guess Who?

Scott Disick, on... Guess Who?
I’m like a Lord of something. I just don't know what. I’m trying to figure it out …

29. Kim, on Being Pregnant...

Kim, on Being Pregnant...
I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great... and it just hasn’t been that way.

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