Kate Gosselin has been divorced for five years now, and suffice it to say, she's not shedding any tears and pouring one out for the olden days.
"You do know that I've been divorced for five years? Been the greatest five years of my life," Kate, mom of eight, says in a new TLC sneak peek.
Yes, it's been that long since she and Jon Gosselin were unhappily married and she rocked that reverse mullet while berating him on reality TV.
It feels like a lifetime ago, yet not, as she still makes news like this while promoting her 40th birthday TV special (which is somehow happening).
She also adds, in an aside with the camera, that when she hangs out with a her best friend, it's like she doesn't have a care in the world.
Sometimes, she is even "able to forget that [she has] 8 kids."
Whoever this best friend is has some interesting taste in friends, considering that Kate left the kids for four days and didn't leave a number.
It's pretty amazing to think of Jon Gosselin - having been granted emergency custody of one of their kids already - as the lesser of two evils.
That's pretty much where we're at these days, though, and we feel like that's not even a controversial judgment, just a statement of fact.
Jon is fighting Kate for custody in part because of her (alleged) history of cruelty, even abandonment of the brood, all in pursuit of fame.
Need more proof? See gallery above. And below.