Sorry, we can't help it. Brandi Glanville just made us laugh uncontrollably.
The reality star has confirmed her exit from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, though her statement implies very strongly that she chose to leave the franchise.
Not, as every outlet reported, that she was fired from the franchise.
"After a lot of careful thought and deliberation, I have decided not to return to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," Glanville said Wednesday on her podcast*.
"I mean, they've been awesome. And Bravo will always be my family. Like Andy [Cohen] said, 'It's the mafia, you never really get to leave us.'"
(*Apparently such a podcast exists and it is titled Brandi Glanville: Unfiltered.)
Glanville added that she'd be open to guest appearances, though other projects may get in the way.
Huh? What's that? No, she cannot name those projects at the moment.
"They've been so great to me," Glanville said of the RHOBH team. "And if I'm available and they need me, they know how to find me. We'll see.
"But I'm excited about what the future holds...It's just been a great four years, and I'm just really excited for what's next. And like I said, it's always gonna be my family.
"So I'll see ya when I see ya, peeps."
Kyle Richards recently confirmed that many changes were on the way for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, as a slew of new faces are expected to star next season.