The last we checked, Selena Gomez was dating Zedd, but apparently they quietly called it quits at some point.
As far as we can tell, Selena called it quits with Zedd either because he was just too famous, or because his name wasn't stupid enough, because she's now moved on to Z-list hip hop producer Haze Banga.
That's Selena and Haze Banga (far right) in Mexico where they reportedly spent all of last week getting hazed and banging.
In Touch has gone so far as to refer to Haze as Selena's "new man," but sources tell the tabloid she might have entered the relationship with ulterior motives.
“They started flirting online and it quickly became physical,” says one insider. “One of the reasons she’s hanging out with Haze is to make [Justin Bieber] jealous."
That might be easier said than done, considering Bieber is busy banging Kendall Jenner and crashing high school proms just to remind himself that he could probably steal the date of every dude in the room.
Also, Selena, if you're trying to make someone on Justin's level jealous, you're gonna have to pick someone a little more high-profile than Haze Banga! This guy doesn't even have a Wikipedia page!