When you think about it, Lindsay Lohan and Kris Jenner have a lot in common.
They're both famous for no real reason, and the general public can't seem to turn away from their lives, despite the fact that no one really likes either of them.
So maybe LiLo and Kris got together in Paris last week so that they could try and figure out why anybody gives a crap about them.
Or maybe they just got loaded and talked about how awesome they are. Yeah, probably the latter.
That's Linds, Kris, and someone who appears to be a drag queen inspired by blonde Kim Kardashian.
Like the rest of the celebrity world, they were all in Paris for Fashion Week, and it seems Linds and Kris are closer than any of us realized.
Lohan posted the above pic to Instagram with a caption reading, "Family time." Yes, Lindsay Lohan considers herself a Kardashian. Let that sink in, and then try to find the will to go on living. It's a fun challenge!
Lindsay was almost imprisoned last month for failing to complete 125 hours of court-ordered community service, so maybe someone told her hanging out with Kris Jenner qualifies?
It's an understandable mistake. We've all felt pity for Kris while watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but unfortunately for Linds, there's only one charity case in this pic, and her name starts with "L" and ends with "-indsay Lohan."