Kim Kardashian Flaunts Huge Boobs, New Blonde 'Do in Paris

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Earlier today, the Internet went nuts over photos of Kim Kardashian's blonde hair...and not in a good way.

The reaction was mostly negative, and it must have been hard for Kim to take. You can trash her husband, her "career," or the way she raises her child, but do not make fun of Kim's hair!

So Kim did what any media-whore who lives and dies by the public's perception of her would do - she changed up her look and called on a couple of old friends to help her out:

Kim Kardashian: Boobs and Blonde Hair

Yes, by "friends" we mean her boobs. Kim's cleavage is legendary and were sure it's gotten her out of plenty of tight spots in the past.

We're guessing that when she saw the negative reaction to her Lannister locks online, Kim decided to change things up a bit, and just to be safe she decided to distract attention from her head by making her massive rack the focal point of her outfit.

But there's a problem, Kim. See-through dresses are all well and good, but when you've been showing off every inch of yourself for the past decade, putting your goods on display through a layer of flesh-colored mesh isn't exactly headline-grabbing stuff anymore.

We could Google "Kim Kardashian nude" right now and we wouldn't be able to make it through all of the results by tomorrow.

Don't get us wrong, we're thankful for that, but at this point, Kim, the only way you could distract us from blonde mop of yours is to show us if the carpet matches the drapes.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]