You've gotta hand it to Teresa Giudice. She's weeks away from starting a federal prison sentence, her marriage is crumbling, and she's millions of dollars in debt, but she still takes the time to make us laugh.
Sure, she's making us laugh unintentionally, but that's beside the point...
The latest Garden State shenanigans involve Gia Giudice's girl group, 3KT.
Gia is Teresa's 14-year-old daughter, who apparently aspires to be the next Britney Spears.
3KT released one wildly inappropriate video already, (It featured a cover of a Britney song, of course.), but now they need money to shock the Internet with a second uncomfortable clip.
Given that Teresa is about to go to prison for 15 months, you might think that she would have more important things on her mind than her daughter's fledgling career as a skimpily-attired pop star. You would be wrong:
Teresa recently helped Gia launch a Kickstarter campaign with the goal of raising $7,500 for a 3KT holiday video. With just 16 days remaining until its deadline, the campaign has raised a paltry $901.
Could it be that the world just isn't that interested in funding inappropriately risque, mediocre, Christmas-themed pop music? No! Obviously this embarrassing public failure is the result of some anti-Teresa conspiracy, y'all!
"Teresa believes there are negative forces, including co-stars from RHONJ, that are the reason Gia's music video fundraising efforts have been a failure so far," a source tells Radar Online.
"Teresa says there are haters that are determined to make sure Gia's music career goes down in flames."
Despite drowning in 8-figure debt, Teresa reportedly forked over 10 grand for Gia's first video. This time, she expects the public to foot the bill, because she's Teresa Giudice, and that's her idea of logic.
Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see more of Teresa's hilariously delusional behavior.