Farrah Abraham is out of her mind.
As she promotes her erotic book trilogy Celebrity Sex Tape and spews utter nonsense regarding that literary gem each and every day, there's never a dull moment.
Her latest noteworthy comment?
Asked who she would tap to play her novels' semi-autobiographical protagonist, Fallon Opal, the Backdoor Teen Mom star aimed high: Sandra Bullock!
The 23-year-old single mother of Sophia, 5, says that while "fans have been asking her to star" in a movie version of her new book, that does not interest her.
“I think I’ve done, myself, enough TV, and me, obviously I would never be in a video or a movie of my book because that would be crazy,” she tells Us.
“I mean, I guess I could - didn’t the Wolf On Wall Street guy kind of do it?"
"Even though, it was such a different story and it was kind of absurd when like the plane goes down in the ocean, and I was like what?”
Okay, moving on ... as for who she could see appearing as Fallon?
“I want to have like other awesome actresses and actors Jessica Alba. Or like, Sandra Bullock is like really good, too. When you’re an actress you can play any age!”
Somewhere, an eager Sandy is already on hold with her agent.
Pipe dreams aside, she's got a lot of things on her plate these days, though Farrah Abraham says she has no future plans to put out another sex tape.
At least not before marriage to some eternally lucky man.
“I think the healthiest way for me to continue being Farrah and who I am is to continue writing erotic novels,” she says, noting with her trademark modesty:
“Being so sexy, I think that’s for when I get married. If I ever do another sex tape, I’m probably going to do it with my husband, and you can just celebrate marriage with me.”
In the meantime, she's still considering other film roles: “I will be acting in two movies, and I’m kind of staying closer to roles that are Christian-based."
Because nothing spells Christian like Farrah Abraham.