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Sure, we all thought Kanye West’s proposal to Kim Kardashian was over the top. And, yeah, we’ve rolled our eyes whenever we’ve seen one of those flash mob marriage proposals go viral on Facebook.

But y’all. Those proposals were actually good compared to what we’re about to show you.

We’re talking vandalizing your own property, proposing via Facebook and a few that lead us to wonder what, exactly, it is the asker is even proposing in the first place.

Behold, 15 cringeworthy marriage proposals that might put Mama June and Sugar Bear to shame. Seriously, folks, do not try these at home. Or at the ballpark. Or on the freeway…