These are seriously cringeworthy proposals. Whatever you do, this is NOT how to ask someone to marry you. Trust us.
If You’re a Fish, I’m a Fish
There are definitely more fish in the sea, but you’re the only fish for me? POETRY!
Emoji Are For Lovers
Real men say “I love you and want to marry you” with emoji hearts.
Put a Wing On It
Ask a girl to marry you on the sign of a fast food chicken joint and you might get winged before you can get her ringed.
Cupid’s Arrow
Ladies, if a cupid who looks like this is trying to SHOOT YOU, run away. Far, far away.
Will You Facebook Me?
This probably wasn’t what Breeze’s mother had in mind when she said your proposal needed to be better. Not by a long shot.
Fur-real?
Garfield strikes us as more of the Grumpy Cat type than the happily ever after kind.
Spelling Counts
We’re not sure if this is a marriage proposal or if the guy is asking for sex.
That’s Amore
This would’ve been marginally better if there had been a ring in that box. But only marginally better.
Rock, Paper, Marriage
This is the sophisticated caveman’s way of proposing. In terms of evolution, the good ol’ rock proposal came right after clubbing her in the head and dragging her by her hair.
Our Love Is Like
A roller coaster, baby, baby! I wanna ride….
So Fresh and So Clean, Clean
She’ll say “yes” if you actually cleaned the bathroom before hanging up that shower curtain. Maybe.
Tattoos Are Forever
Their relationship probably isn’t.
With This Ring…
I thee WEED.
And It Was All Yellow
This is how Justin Bieber will one day propose to Selena Gomez.
Yoda One That I Want
This is what happens when Yoda tries to propose. While drunk.