Shreddies, a new brand of underwear, promises to filter out farts with its cutting-edge technology, so you can break wind without consequence anywhere, anytime.
Seriously, this is a thing. An amazing thing designed to smother your nasty fart's smell and neutralize odors with up to 200 times the strength of the average fart.
These random models are not wearing it, but if they were? She could fart away!
How they determined what the average fart's potency is, we can't say. But you can imagine the testing facility reeked to high heaven after it was over.
The technical secret, in any case, is that Shreddies uses a thin and flexible carbon cloth called Zorflex - used in chemical warfare suits - in its underwear.
Shreddies explains its magic of its "flatulence filtering underwear" that utilizes this state of the art carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odors.
"Due to its highly porous nature, the odor vapors become trapped and neutralized by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment."
Long story short? You can cut arse in a business meeting, on a date, in bed next to your partner ... wherever. Let that sphincter relax and let it rip.
The fart-proof underwear comes in boxer brief and support boxers for men (starting at $40) and briefs and high waisted briefs for women ($30).
Of course, the website is currently down. Either it's just that popular as news of this amazing invention goes viral, or it's associated with healthcare.gov.
She might not be able to shop the exchange, but at least if she were wearing these, the woman Obama stopped from fainting wouldn't have to worry about any noxious gasses.