In a revealing new interview, shameless aspiring famous person Myla Sinanaj talks Kim Kardashian, Farrah Abraham, sex tapes and much more.
Okay those three things are pretty much it.
Still, the star of Myla Sinanaj: The Anti-Kim XXX is a girl who deserves your attention, if for no other reason than she's trying REALLY hard to get it.
Excerpts from her recent in-depth Q&A:
On getting plastic surgery to look just like Kim: "I want to have my surgery because I'm in love with the body that Kim Kardashian had prior to her pregnancy."
"Especially her lips and stomach. The rest of the world is apparently obsessed with it as well, since they have all felt the need to call me the Fat Kim K."
"I love my curves. I'm not a size 2, but I think everyone is pretty in their own way. She has had a lot of work done to her face; I'm just natural."
"People tell me I have a beautiful body, but it's hard when you're 5'7" and they put your picture next to someone who's 5'2", saying you're fat when the height alone makes you appear bigger."
"The world we live in is so obsessed with putting others down."
"I'll never understand that. ... It gets to you after a while and you start to look at yourself and become insecure and even seeing thing as worse than they really are."
On her sex tape debut: "This is the first and only sex tape I have ever made, although I had talked about doing it with an ex in the past."
On Farrah Abraham: "Farrah and I are no longer friends because she has a nasty attitude toward others and it was embarrassing to be out with her in public."
"I don't treat people like they are peasants."
"I also can't stand fake people who lie ... it bothered me ... she lies about being a millionaire and yet she was begging me to go on sugar daddy cruises with her."
"Not my cup of tea, so I had to cut her off.
On which Kardashian (man) she'd rather bang: "If I had to choose, it would be Rob, but it wouldn't last long ... he lets his family control everything he does."
"I'd be over that in a week."
On a fun fact: "My real name is Fatmire, but I have been called Myla my entire life. I think I was told [Fatmire] stood for 'my little angel.'"
Fatmire has a long way to go to match sales of the Farrah Abraham or Kim Kardashian sex tape ... but you definitely show she'll give it her all.