Former Jersey Shore star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is in the hospital with kidney stones.
Beats getting arrested for punching suckers on the boardwalk ... okay maybe not.
"Hospital," Ron tweeted. "Wouldn't wish this feeling on anyone! #KidneysFML"
Girlfriend Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola - yes, they are still together, miraculously - was said to be en route to be by the big man's side at the hospital.
Ron was at the Spirits Wholesalers of America Convention in Orlando promoting new alcohol line Smush Cocktails (seriously) when he felt uneasy.
"It's a very painful condition," his rep said, "but he's being treated." Be well Ron.